So what do I do? Make my very own Orochimaru, of course. ^__^

Orochimaru, in all his glory.
But then Gaara was like, "BITCH, THATS MY OUTFIT! TAKE IT OFF OR I'LL GIVE YOU A COFFIN DEATH!"
And Orochimaru, being the docile snake that he is, decided to do just that. >)
With a little dance, Orochimaru begins to strip~

And who knew that under all the black, he was wearing...

Orochimaru of the Jungle!
Finally, he decides to drop the jungle garb and just get ready for a day at the beach. >)

That's all the crack. For now.
EDIT: Because Gaara is a demanding HOR! He was like "OROCHIMARU! Give me the beach shorts, they go with my outfit!" So...

Oh dear~ White undies. >)
The doll site, for those who might be interested. =D